So I’m sitting here after doing some exercises, drinking a little coffee to snap out of my funk, and goofing off doing research on the internet. When I cross a story that just made me go what the fuck!?
I hail from the San Francisco Bay Area, where there has been a protest for everything, and everything has been protested. At least once a year, a parade of weird looking folks would march down from Berkeley to my hometown of Livermore to make a broad statement that everything about nukes are bad, m’kay?
So, I’ve basically learned over the years that there is a difference between emotions and logic. Nothing sums this up more than gun debates, and the short form is I am pro-gun. My childhood was spent reading science magazines and loving engineering. I know a piece of steel needs a human to make it dangerous. However, there is now the open carry movement, which boy howdy sounds very dirty and perverted to a sick fuck like me.
The point of this whole protest is to stand around with guns out in the open, saying I have the right to stand around with a loaded gun, as if this would accomplish much. These have become much more frequent, and appear at least silly and at most menacing. The real point about open carry and personal ownership is for people to feel more comfortable around guns. As comfortable as you can be around a spring loaded contraption connected to explosives.
So now, we have the counter-protesters in Texas, where women have decided to bear their breasts in front of the men bearing their arms. That’s right, tits out, shouting boobs for peace! to bully the men into putting their guns away.
Who do they think they’re kidding!? If I see a protester with a nice rack and a sign, the only message I’m getting is beeeeewwwwwwbs!!!!! People on both sides are so emotional about the issue, no one wants to calm down and get logical.
Speaking of which, I could waste more time staring at tits do more research and do more ranting in depth blogging, but come on, it’s bare tits vs. rednecks brandishing guns! It’s time for logic to go out the window and my imagination to run fucking hog wild!
Wow, you’ve got a fantastic set of hooters! Would you like to come down to the range with me, shoot off a few rounds of .223 and talk about the advantages of home defense?
First time I saw this story, I thought the topless protesters were carrying the guns! It’s like handing out free beer to protest drunk driving! Dudes are going to join open carry protests just to stare at titties all day! I mean, do you have to bring a gun to join in? Can you bring your airsoft AK-47 or a nerf gun?
Ok, I’m done. My mind is blown, and it’s Friday. Shoot the lawyers, more skin on HBO! I’m signing off and going back to the drawing board before I have to head off to the night gig.