The safe for work post is brought to you by Alexa. They’re not sponsoring the page or anything like that. I just need them to dealias the page from an old earthlink account and this way they’re not shocked when they visit the page (if they do visit the page). Apparently I can’t automatically claim my URL, I have to go through Alexa support.
Here’s to you Alexa staff. Hope you enjoy the picture and I hope the claim goes through smoothly 🙂